While “packing” (which apparently involves a great deal of sitting, staring with glossy eyes at the wall, and setting up a tumblr account) I discovered the new gargoyle my parents must have purchased. What uncanny realism!

While “packing” (which apparently involves a great deal of sitting, staring with glossy eyes at the wall, and setting up a tumblr account) I discovered the new gargoyle my parents must have purchased. What uncanny realism!